I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
