Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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