sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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