Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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