The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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