i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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