I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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