She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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