So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I can text with my tongue
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
