Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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