So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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