please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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