either way he was missing a nipple.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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