he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
