oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
