i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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