I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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