Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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