I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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