How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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