Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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