...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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