Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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