love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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