Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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