i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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