She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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