On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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