do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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