she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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