is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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