I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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