Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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