I cannot find my penis.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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