Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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