OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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