I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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