He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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