i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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