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soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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