hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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