Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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