Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
do herpes really smell.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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