i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
