So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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