He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
organizing the empties. That sober.
It's never too late to be topless.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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