make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
i believe in u and ur pee
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