I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You ate ashes out of my bong
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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