i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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