I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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