S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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