no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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