Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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