so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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