he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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